What is up with everybody thinking they need a limo to go to the prom? Puh-leeze. But if you must, can you at least come up with something better than a stretch Hummer? That’s not high class – that’s absolutely no class at all. Whatever happened to real limousines (not these vulgar caricatures)? You know, something more like this:
What was my ride to the prom? Why, funny you should ask:
(or a reasonable facsimile thereof).
And here we thought the recession would help people get back to basics, get away from outrageous and conspicuous consumption (as though an American station wagon circa 1980 weren’t enough as it is). So much for that idea.