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Thank you for calling the world headquarters of Rummaging About International, now with offices in Maine, Maryland, and Thailand. New locations opening soon in Burma and Pennsylvania. If you would like to press 1, press 1 now. If you would like to press 2, press 2 now. In fact, feel free to press any number, star, or pound key you like. Your call will not be recorded for training, quality control, national security, or any other purpose. Have a nice day, and thank you again for calling Rummaging About International, your occasional source of useless information. This recording will now explode.

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